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“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
I’d go for the leg.
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did she get a haircut
no she’s not in uniform
Is that a new bow?
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Please help!
Richmond, VA, 23235
This is my cat Butterball, whom I’ve had since he was born. (I helped deliver him.) He’s a very good cat, and very important to me. However, I am going to be homeless starting on the 29th of May— I won’t have any way to support him or a place to keep him.
I love him very much, and I don’t want to take him to an animal shelter— I’d much rather see him go directly to a loving home, so I’m hoping that someone in the area can take him in. (In the future, if it’s possible, I’d really like to get him back, but as long as he’s with a loving family…)
He is an orange and white adult (older, but not elder) male cat who has been neutered. He’s very smart, and knows several words, including ‘no,’ ‘food,’ ‘snicker snacks (treats)’ ‘outside,’ and ‘lay down’. He’s litterbox trained but prefers the outside. He’s usually too lazy to hunt, but he loves to cuddle with people and is a very affectionate cat. He also loves people food, and is a terrible begger— and be careful if you have roast beef around him, he’ll go straight for it!
His health is good, but he sneezes a lot and sometimes likes wet cat food when he can get it because he is missing some teeth. (This is not a requirement, but he’ll love you for it!)
He’s a very lovely cat, and he deserves to find a loving home. Please, if you’re in the area and can possibly adopt him, please send me an ask and I’ll give you contact details to reach me. If you can’t, I humbly ask that you reblog this— I trust tumblr to help me find someone loving for him.
If I lived in your area I would take him in a second.
whEEZE I WANT ALL OF THEM
SNOWMAN AHHHHHH
ALL
OF
THEM
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I feel like we need some clarification
This is a Kimono (Japanese):
This is a Hanfu (Chinese):
This is a Cheongsam (Chinese):
This is a Hanbok (Korean):
Any questions?
ao dai
(vietnamese)
I just wanna say, the exact type of kimono shown is a Furisode. One with long arms. |’D
God I love traditional dresses
There’s also yukata:
Happi:
Samue:
Hakama:
And jinbei:
Those are all Japanese. ashdkshdjkh
people on DA need this very badly gfhjkal
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WOW IT TOOK ME THIS LONG TO GET THE PUN
#every single one represents English in some way
One with the power of the Green Sun, one with the cherub immortality, one with the staff.
What if instead of killing each other because THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE, they all fuse or something?
Furthermore, Bec had the “already here” phrase attached to himself first for a long time, Jack also has the eyes, and Slick is taking on English’s role as well as leader of The Felt.
Also that would be very weird if that happened.
Bec’s got the big black wings too.
If this does indeed end up happening, we need a method. In that case, I think I can help you out.
Dirk is the Prince of Heart, someone who is experienced in the art of destroying alternate selves. Now, think here - do we know exactly what Heart stands for as an aspect? Not really. Imagine this - if Heart can be attributed to one’s individuality, then Dirk could literally destroy their individuality by fusing their alternate selves.
Have fun with that.
There’s no way to tell whether the weird ‘melting pot’ theory has any merit (seems unlikely to me), but it’s at least worth reblogging for the pun. I didn’t recognize it either until you pointed it out! :)
A pot of Jacks, oh my god, I get it now, I can’t believe that’s written there in text.
Wait, merging? Pfftt, I don’t see it likely.
I’m far more interested in a 3-way Jack fight than some dumb merging, honestly. But I guess we’ll see what happens
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do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck
Well, that took an unexpected turn.
so did their neck
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Here´s a representation of how homophobes think their lives will be affected if marriage equality is achieved
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Wow, I really need to get a new pencil.
